Tonight, the annual Met Gala took place in New York City, and the fashion deserved several rounds of applause. Anna Wintour and her posse of carefully selected celebrities, models, designers, and debutantes gathered to celebrate the breathtaking event. The theme, “China: Through the Looking Glass” was as intimidating as the ensembles worn. For example, Rihanna wore only a cape with only her skin underneath. She showed that all the b*tches who owed her money paid up and she basked in the camera flashes in her sunshine colored Guo Pei. Some say it reminded them of a giant pizza. I say it reminded me that I should stop eating pizza.